15 Dead in Iran, Ol Bammy Plays Golf in Hawaii

Posted by Gregory of Yardale
Doesn't it just suck how those inconsiderate Iranian pro-Democracy demonstrators keep getting murdered? Don't they know that Obama is trying to have a nice family vacation? Don't they know that smart diplomacy is working?
Stop dying, you cowards! You're making Dear Reader look bad!
Update: Obama read a brief statement off a Teleprompter criticizing the Iranian regime. Now, off to the gym Golf Course.
Update: Dear Reader springs into action:
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A half-hour after President Obama vowed to catch the terrorists behind a plot to blow up a plane on Christmas, he arrived at 10:40 a.m. at the Luana Hills Country Club, where a golf course winds through a rain forest, the pool reports.

But that's all right. I mean, it's not like anyone ever criticized the president for playing golf as America was at war with terrorists.
Yeah, they're a bunch of effin' hypocrites.